THE OFFICIAL LORA
The Least Obvious Rugpull Association — dedicated to maintaining structured confidence, public trust, and serious professionalism that means absolutely nothing but looks incredible on paper.
The Least Obvious Rugpull Association — dedicated to maintaining structured confidence, public trust, and serious professionalism that means absolutely nothing but looks incredible on paper.
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The LORA Board of Directors is composed of highly credible professionals whose expertise lies primarily in looking serious while saying things that sound important.
Chief Stability Officer
Founder of the “Inverse Transparency Model.” Ensures all rugs remain stable, metaphorically and literally.
VP of Plausible Deniability
Writes optimism whitepapers. Known for claiming “temporary downtrends are part of long-term upvibes.”
Head of Narrative Control
Manages manifestos that aren’t manifestos. Once wrote a 12-page tweet thread on “the illusion of transparency.”
Director of Vibe Management
Balances spreadsheets and chakras. Believes proper fiscal flow begins with good feng shui.